Merchandise For Sale

Item: Avenging Disco Vampires - VHS
It's here! This is your opportunity to own this soon-to-be cult film phenomenon from the makers of nothing you have ever seen before! Get down on it today!
Price: $15.00 (including shipping)

Item: Avenging Disco Vampires T-Shirt Now you can dazzle friends and foes alike with this 100% cotton fashion statement! Be the funkiest person on your block! We guarantee that you'll get laid wearing this shirt! (Guarantee not upheld by law) Price: $20.00 (including shipping)

Item: Avenging Disco Vampires VHS/T-Shirt Combo
Now be 'da Masta of Funk with both the movie and the T-Shirt named after it in this limited offer!
Price: $30 (including shipping)

To order, click here and print this form, fill it out, and mail with payment (cash or money order, please) to:

Wicked Simian Productions
ATTN: Bill Farro
3156 Hillview Ct.
Edgewood, KY 41017

All orders will take 4 to 6 weeks for delivery.